start doing the shit that makes you money

I'm your resident ass-kicker, helping you rebuild your biz so that you can do more of the shit you love and less of the shit you don't.

getting shit done doesn't have to be hard

In a world where perfection is everything - I expect shit to get done.
Perfection doesn't exist and neither do I care to achieve it.

just be you

Instead of trying to fit someone else mould and do shit that get your business moving.

act first, think later

Overthinking isn't going to help you. So stop fucking around and start taking action.

stop doubting yourself

You can do hard shit! You've raised humans. You run a household. Back yourself bitch!

let's work together and get shit done

kick-start

fuck yeah session

You, me and 60 minutes - and a whole bunch of strategy. No sweet talk, just straight into the good stuff. We will get down and dirty with your biz.

deep dive

fucking around report

This is isn’t fluff, theory, or one-size-fits-all advice. That is the kind of advice that got you here and it hasn't done you any favours. So maybe you need to finally try something different!

membership

bitch, you better work

a community that supports mums in biz and the ups & downs we face in creating a legacy for our children and building a mumpire that creates impact.

About me

Hey, I’m Leah Selfe—also known as The Productivity Queen. I’m an Online Business Manager, systems whisperer, and the founder of Bitch, You Better Work—a bold-as-hell membership for mums in business who are ready to stop faffing about and actually get sh*t done.

I work with ambitious, exhausted women who are done trying to run a business in the margins of their day. You’ve got big dreams and a chaotic calendar—and I’m here to help you make it all work, without burning out or giving up.

I’ve spent years managing launches, streamlining client systems, and helping online businesses scale without the mess. I bring structure to your chaos, clarity to your offers, and a sassy accountability vibe that’ll make you laugh and finally take action.

I’m also a mum. So I know what it’s like to juggle a business, a family, and the mental load of all the invisible shit. That’s why everything I do—whether it’s a digital product, 1:1 strategy session, or a full-blown membership—is built with your reality in mind. No fluff. No shame. Just practical tools, real-talk coaching, and the occasional lovingly delivered kick up the butt.

If you’re ready to build a business that actually supports your life—not one that drains the joy from it—you're in the right place.

Let’s make magic (and money) without losing your mind.

Leah is the woman you need to work with if you are truly ready to get sh*t done. She is action focused with a keen eye for detail.

She will support you to stay on track with your goals, and support you to identify areas of improvement and streamlining along the way.

If today is the day you want to make real change in your business, today is the day you call Leah.

Caroline Brunne

I have enjoyed working with Leah over the last few months to create some great automated processes for my business.

Leah was able to create documents and forms with a thorough understanding of my customer's journey and needs when they are connecting with my business.

I am grateful for Leah's support and guidance during times when I was feeling uncertain and confused about my business journey as a solo operator, she has certainly helped me get my mojo again and I highly recommend her expertise.

Alison Smith

I recently worked with Leah and I can honestly say it's been a transformative journey for my business. Leah's expertise helped me streamline my systems and processes. Her support instilled the confidence I needed to onboard a VA and further expand my operations. It's not just her insightful strategies that stand out, but also her unwavering support that truly makes a difference. If you're looking for growth, clarity, and efficient productivity in your business, Leah is the ultimate mentor. Couldn't recommend her more!

Kimberley Rodney

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